Khaki

°A fake person. Simple minded with no morals.

That girl is a khaki ass hoe for fucking with her friend's man.

by Prettygal135 December 18, 2018

Khaki

A light olive brown to moderate or light yellowish brown.

Also refers to pants of the same color. Only worn by geek faggot frat boys.

Look at that faggot in khaki's! What a loser. Holy fucking shit.

by HoBoJo April 5, 2003

Khaki

Boring, bland and uninteresting people. (White people mostly). Live in the burbs, prolly have a golden retriever named duke, and can’t wait for John Grisham to drop some hot new pages. Like to talk about work at bbqs and how the HOA is a great deal of you think about it.

Group of men-

“So the fantasy draft starts next week and we need one more guy. I was going to ask Bobby.”

Group - “No don’t ask Bobby he’s khaki as shit”

by King salmon October 17, 2018

Khaki

dat tasty puddin dat drips from a skeetin pussy

Girl can I taste yo khaki

by oral_surgeon4u July 24, 2003

khakis

The pants Jake from State Farm likes to wear.

"What're you wearing, 'Jake from State Farm'?" Uh... Khakis."

by Gilgabob August 11, 2014

khakis

How people from Boston pronounce 'car keys'

Boston person: Hey give me the car keys

normal person: *hands them a pair of khakis*

Boston person: WTF IS THIS I SAID KHAKIS

normal person: OOOOOH CAR KEYS

by Jack jackofferson February 17, 2013

Khakis

A dull earthly garment covering male extremities.

Uhh... Khakis.

by milse April 3, 2016