Glandex 

a yummy brown powder you can sprinkle on your dinner,Used for dogs anal glands or in human anal glands to stop scooting on the carpet

I shoveled glandex in his strawberry durex and sprinkled it in bojacjks horse nostrils

Glandex by stickng April 17, 2023

Glizzy Glendex 3000

When someone gives your GLIZZY the GLENDEX

Hey can I give the GLIZZY GLENDEX 3000

Glizzy Glendex 3000 by Glizzyglendex November 6, 2020

Glander 

Written by Nassim Nicholas Taleb:
"Glander best describes the notion of lifting all inhibitions to “tinker intellectually in an undirected stochastic process aiming at capturing some idea that will enrich your corpus”. “Researching” or “thinking” smack of a top-down activity."

More on Glander by Taleb:
"It is an irony that the academy does not have a word for the process by which discovery works best –but slang does. I was trying to describe in a letter what I am currently doing: French would not let me. But argot lends itself very well... I am involved in an activity called “Glander”, more precisely “glandouiller”. It means “to idle”, though not “to be in a state of idleness” (it is an active verb). Gandouiller denotes enjoyment. The formal French word is “ne rien faire” (to do nothing), which misses on the active part –so do words that have a languishing connotation. Glander is what children without soccer moms do when they are out of school. It resembles flâner which has this perambulation part; though Glander does not have any strings attached. The Italians have farniente but it is really doing nothing. Even the Arabs do not have a verb for Glander: the construction takaslana from the Semitic root ksl denotes laziness (other words imply some inertia)."

Newton was a “glandeur”; In Dijksterhuis 2004:

George Spencer Brown has famously said about Sir Isaac Newton that “to arrive at the simplest truth, as Newton knew and practiced, requires years of contemplation. Not activity. Not reasoning. Not calculating. Not busy behavior of any kind. Not reading. Not talking. Not making an effort. Not thinking. Simply bearing in mind what it is that one needs to know.”

I Glander whenever I am bored and I come up with some awesome ideas! Some of them are even viable product ideas which could be used to make major money.

Glander by D-T January 8, 2009

glanderize 

Verb. The sexual conquest of a female. The act of glanderizing includes flirting, sexual activities, and bragging to your friends of the sexual activities.

Word originates from Ryan Glander, the king of flirtation.

Guy 1: Hey you and April left the party last night. What happened?
Guy 2: Dude. I totally glanderized her.
Guy 2: *Explains in detail the events of last night*

glanderize by Jameson Wolfe May 26, 2009

glanderson booper

A term created on the YouTube podcast "The Drunken Peasants"

Glanderson Booper is the metaphysical love child of Glenn Beck and Anderson Cooper. He came into inception when Cooper stuck his blooper in Glenn's pooper.

Later used to flood the podcast chat of Tommy Sotomayor (also known as the DMCA who*e).

GLANDERSON BOOPER! GLANDERSON BOOPER! GLANDERSON BOOPER!
— The peasants chanting in unison as a hive mind, just as Paul's Globalist agenda had prophesied.

glanderson booper by Enclave Razorback December 14, 2016

glander 

pimps,some one all the girls love and want to get with. laitin for sexual beast. kelso or kelsey in front of it means god of.

"kelsey glander slaps his whores"

glander by Kelsey G. October 11, 2006

Glanex 

Glanex is the definition of the Heart and Soul of the Horde faction in the mmorpg World of Warcraft.

You are not glanex enough for our guild! Alliance lover!

I am going to charge into the enemy army and see how many I can take down before I myself will be slain. You know, glanex style.

Glanex by Guppas May 24, 2011