Third Party

A party in the United States to vote for when both the Republican and Democrats have Elitist Puppet candidates that thrive to the same exact politices. Usually never wins a presidential election, only once in the 1800s. In the 1990s, one several Gubernational Govenor elections when a few Independent Party candidates won title as govenor. Also, the Libertarians that are considered a Third Party are the only Third Party to win an Electoral Vote when one female candidate recieved enough votes to take one of the Electoral Vote. Third Parties include the Libertarians, Constitutionals (usually just referred to as Constitution), Socialists Party USA (recieved only 6,000 votes in all elections put together), Green, Independent, American Socialists Party (different than Socialists Party USA), etc. But still, they have less chances of winning a presidential election than Justin Bieber hitting puberty.

Michael: Aw, man, Shit Romney has won the GOP Nomination, Obama and Romney are both fascists puppets. Shit Romney is just a Republican version of Obama, they both will turn the USA into a Fascist Police State.

Some Random Dude: Then just vote Third Party.

Michael: Ok.

*Final Results for Elections*

Republicans: 278 Electoral Votes

Democrats: 268 Electoral Votes

Third Party (All combined) : -5 Electoral Votes

Michael: -_-

by TrollingandPolitics1234 April 21, 2012

Third partied

When in a FPS, you are fighting a team, and another team joins in on the fighting.

We got third partied and died after we killed that squad.

by SomeIdiotXL April 10, 2020

third party

A political party that has less of a chance of winning an election than Medlin getting laid

"Go ahead vote a third party canidate, and throw your vote a way"

by Stan, Ricky, Cody, and Alex April 3, 2003

Americas Third Party

A completely online US political party. Promotes candidates through online videos, live webcasts and blog posts. Does not believe in "real world" activities like: debates, conventions, meetings or personal appearances of candidates.

A candidate of Americas Third Party just posted another video talking trash about Obama hoping it will go viral.

by Jon Spermheim January 28, 2012

Third Party Embarrassment

Third party embarrassment is similar to second hand embarrassment. However, the third party does not witness the embarrassing act. The second person tranfers the embarrassment to the third party via communication ie: phone,text,email or in person after the initial act of embarrassment has taken place.

Guy 1: While giving a speech during a meeting at work farts really loud

Guy 2: a co worker also in the meeting experiences second hand embarrassment for guy 1.
Guy 2: shortly after the meeting, tells another coworker what happened during his meeting who was not present.
Guy 3: experiences third party emabarrassment.

Please note:

For third party Embarrassment to happen, Second Hand Embarrassment must occur before hand.

by E$BaGz August 6, 2011

Third Party Whore

When a third person gets involved with an activity between two people ruining the event for both starting parties.

When playing a game and your trying to kill another individual at close quaters and someone else comes in and kills them for you.

Damn Third Party Whore took my kill!

by Jerkso August 30, 2005

Third Party Jinx

When you jinx both parties that say the same word or phrase at the same time despite not saying that word or phrase yourself.

Neither of them can talk, they got the Third Party Jinx

by Xoolig October 5, 2018