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Giver, The 

One whom has connected to their body a penis exceeding the size of their arm.
Whoah, that'll never fit. He must be The Giver.
Giver, The by Anonymous May 1, 2003
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the Giver 

A great book. Takes place sometime in the future, in a utopia. This community has no diversity or difference among its residents. Later it is realized to be a dystopia, for the way they "release" (execute) some of the citizens, for population control reasons. (Oops! Did I just spoil it? Sorry!)
Jonas, a member of the community, is chosen to work under the Giver. He is a man who stores all memories of sadness and strife. Later in the book, he tries to reform the community by running away, releasing all his kept memories, so the citizens can learn from them.
1.
"Dude! The Giver movie's gonna come out in 2011!!!"

2.
-"The Giver is the worst book ever."

-"Have you ever read it?"

-"Pft. Who reads? LOL!"

3. "Jonas turns me on."

the Giver by Yukie February 25, 2009

The famous wisdom giver of Omegle 

The famous wisdom giver of Omegle, appears on Video chat on the famous website Omegle. The wisdom giver appears with a V for vendetta mask and black hoodie. The wisdom giver asks the famous question: I am the famous wisdom giver of omegle. ask me a question and I'll give you an answer that should make you think. ask away! and the stranger asks as many questions as they like to the Wisdom giver. If the wisdom giver is unable to answer the question the winner gets a screenshot on the Wisdom givers Tumblr page. If young children appear on omegle to the wisdom giver the wisdom giver will ask them why they are on a pretty dirty site and ask they leave with The famous wisdom givers advice. Wisdom giver also asks girls and guys to stop showing their private parts and move to the unmoderated part of Omegle.
wisdom giver: I am the famous wisdom giver of omegle. ask me a question and I'll give you an answer that should make you think. ask away!
Stranger: how many is too many?
wisdom giver: each to their own.

Giver the hot supper 

Givin' it your all, 110%. Being fucking LOADED and fuckin' shit up!
"I was so wasted on Saturday, I fucking was 'given her the hot supper' and beaten the piss outta this old truck on creek road!"
"Chandler was watching the sox game and he was like damn hes really given her the hot supper with that home run."
"Scotty B walked into the room, and Buck was layin' on some chick, and Scotty screamed "GIVER THE HOT SUPPER!""
"Buck nascarin' it and deffinatly was given her the hot supper, as he rolled it."

giver the onion 

1. To vigoursly give sexual satisfaction to the female through intercourse to the point that you may make her cry. Past tense (gaver the onion)

2. The want of sexual relations

3. The need to expediate a situation
1. I was doing Lola last night and I was so intense when I gaver the onion she cried.

2. Wow Nick did you see that chick? I would love to giver the onion tonight dude.

3. Hey Nick!! giver the onion.
giver the onion by mram November 5, 2007

The Half-gift Giver 

This is someone who gives you a gift, usually a gift certificate at a bar or restaurant, with the intention of you using it with them, so in effect, it is only a half-gift
Danny: Happy birthday, Mike, here's your gift!

Mike: Hey, a $50 gift certificate to Rob's Good Time Bar, thanks!

Danny: What are you doing today? I was thinking of going to Robs, wanna go?

Mike: Ummmm, yeah, I guess...(wow, what a cheap fuck Dan is, he is the half-gift giver, looks like I'm paying for the tab, ... again...)
The Half-gift Giver by bob_c_o January 31, 2010

the giver 

(n.) Name given to an image of a man with a grossly elongated penis (see Priapus and Fertility god) that appeared on the original Goatse.cx page. It is a joke of sorts, the inference being that Goatse is "the taker."
The Giver made a brief appearance on Goatse.cx.
the giver by Dylan {***DaShizz***} October 12, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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