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Gistration

Chad chad, means waiting on a very important chadness to arrive

Can also be a feeling

Signs can develop
Can also mean one is becoming a chad
Someone experiencing gistration may show a very huge interst in forklifts
Ughh i cant deal with this gistration..

Ikkk cant wait for this chadness Martin.

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Duddeee im starting to feel gistration coming in...

Better get u away from these forklifts before u go chad then.
Gistration by Sklzz.exe February 21, 2024
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Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period 

The period of time from the point of submission of an Urban Dictionary definition until the point when the submission is either approved for publication or the definition is rejected and not published. The Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period can take from minutes to hours or it can take up to several weeks end. There is no explaination for the time variance nor is there a way to determine what the actual definition gestation period will be.

The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.
Carlos spends his free time creating Urban Dictionary entries because he has a creative mind and enjoys sharing his world. While he is an Urban Dictionary submission pro, he has yet to figure out why the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period is so unpredictable and takes up to several weeks on end for editorial review.

Gestational Slavery 

A virtue signaling phrase meant to convey the negativity of anti-abortion policy and the commodification of both children and parenthood without substantiating one's position on either topic. The phrase is virtually absent in academic circles because of its loaded nature and ubiquitous across niche extremist prochoice populations, especially online.
Republicans really like supporting gestational slavery because they hate women.

Gestational Slavery 

The condition of being pregnant against one’s will generally because abortion has been made illegal.
Anti-abortion laws promote gestational slavery.
Gestational Slavery by Anna_E September 3, 2019

philo gastration 

when having anal sex the reciver farts so hard it causes the penis to fly out. as well as anything else in the ass at the time
philo gastration is even sedier when the person sharts

Vistration

Vistration is a combination of 2 commonly known phenomenons;

1) Microsoft Windows Vista
2) Frustration

It seems to be that those 2 phenomenoms really work together quite well, and therefore, 'Vistration' was born very soon.
Dude, im sooo vistrated!

This vistration is tearing me apart!
Vistration by BenjaDude November 2, 2008

Fistration 

When your trying to grab life by the balls and life grabs your balls instead
When trying to do and be the best a person can be and something happens to mess shit up it's a fistration
Fistration by London lemongrass February 27, 2019
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