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cat.girlswelcome2 

one of the most boob obsessed girls you’ll ever meet. she’s hot had a nice rack and gives off major daddy issues and drug problems vibes. you may know her for her “professional shitposting” she started on an account called “cat.boyswelcome” then she changed it to “cat.girlswelcome” after a sexual discovery which probs won’t last bc she can’t make up her mind. her main got deleted ofc bc she posted hentai memes but was later noticed for being an exceptional shitposter who mainly posts using the instagram create mode thing. i’m convinced she doesn’t sleep she’s constantly adding to her story at the witching hours of the night. i’m pretty sure we’re all genuinely concerned for her mental health it seems to fluctuate by the day tbh.
“damn bro have u seem cat.girlswelcome2’s new post she never misses”

Pretty Girl Smell 

The smell produced by pretty girls. Pretty Girl Smell is a concoction of pheromones and pharmaceuticals. It attracts with the musk of fertility and the smell of sweet food, leading its victims to believe that the pretty girl would be a) a desirable sexual partner and b) delicious, if worse came to worse.
Entirely heterosexual female: "Oo, Scheherazade, you smell different today, is that pomegranate perfume?"
(Enter PRETTY GIRL having bathed in lard soap)
Male population of the earth: **trembles, melts worships**
Entirely heterosexual female: **becomes misnomer**

Scheherazade: Confound you Pretty Girl Smell!

gilseller 

Someone in the mmorpg FFXI who uses a program, or way too much spare time to hunt down the same expensive items and sell them for money all day, at which point they offer this in-game money for real money on E-Bay or other websites.
Lets lure a few dozen monsters to that gilseller mwahaha
gilseller by Dark Vagabond April 22, 2005

girl smell 

Girl smell does not actually refer to any particular smell, but rather an idea. When a pretty girl walks by, and you catch a nice aroma, that's girl smell. Can also be written as girlsmell.
Me: *sniffs girl's hair*
Me: Mm, girl smell.
girl smell by X. Fluke January 1, 2014

girlbrella 

'Dude, that chick i went home with was smoking, but when we got down to business she had the biggest girlbrella.'
girlbrella by Dagda24 April 27, 2014

wounded girlzelle

A girlfriend who will, through misrepresentation and exaggeration, make her boyfriend out to be a monstrous bastard in order to:
1) get sympathetic attention
2) prevent her gfs from ever getting close to her boyfriend.

This will backfire horribly if any of them give the bastard a chance and get to know him, or if they come on double-dates and realize that the slightest hint of bastardry is never evidenced.
I let her get away with the wounded girlzelle act because I honestly don't want to get to know her friends. From what she tells me, they all sound like a bunch of complete bitches!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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