A
girlfriend who will, through misrepresentation and exaggeration, make her
boyfriend out to be a monstrous bastard in order to:
1) get sympathetic attention
2) prevent her gfs from ever getting close to her
boyfriend.
This will backfire horribly if any of them give the bastard a chance and get to know him, or if they come on double-dates and realize that the slightest hint of bastardry is never evidenced.
I let her get away with the wounded girlzelle act because I honestly
don't want to get to know her friends. From what she tells me, they all
sound like a bunch of complete
bitches!