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girlsmeat 

This is the part of the vulva/vagina assembly that the penis comes in contact with during intercourse, to include the clit and its hood in some cases. Depends entirely on the details of two population's genitals and frankly their entire bodies and minds. No thoughts more conscioncenessly compile the oceans of data that lie in the similarities in examples of a given species. Uh-duh, think bout all of the details that transpire to create sex between any two people...the similarities in spacetime, for one thing ..! And we are looking, relishing, loving similarities that hearken back to parents, siblings, neighbors...The similarities, not necessarily (but probably usually :) ) the differences too...! A totally different (def. no. 2) meaning: when a gay or bisexual man wants to call attention to the gender of a lover, they may succinctly refer to the female person as 'girlsmeat'. Finally, (3) (broadly) any adult female or body part of a female.
If I didn't know you were as gay as the dick between my legs I would guess you got some lovin' last night. You know, after all of that flirting and smoking with that girlsmeat. Oh don't shit me. You know the blonde I mean.
girlsmeat by philsciprof September 10, 2015
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Girlmate 

Used by a chavvy male to specify a female friend or best friend, who is not specifically a girlfriend, possibly to boast that they aren't shallow towards the other gender.

Unfortunately it says the opposite as any non-chav bloke will just say friend and specify female if later required.
Guy 1 - I was talking with my girlfriend the other day right, well not girlfriend yano, girl that's a friend...

Guy 2 - The word's girlmate

Guy 1 - Shut it yeaaa'
Girlmate by chiffmonkey January 6, 2011

girlskater 

I don't fancy him!
I'm not a spakered knob jock either!
girlskater by GirlSkater March 31, 2004
Arithmetic which is only relevant to females.
He exasperatedly reminded her: "Don't ask me the ages of our children, or how many years we've been married -- that's girlmath."
girlmath by Seth Baker April 22, 2008

girlskater 

I DON'T!
a-ha Gay Bar! to you TOO!
Knob Jock.
girlskater by GirlSkater March 23, 2004

girlskater 

haha!! ive been on that b4!!! at school!!
does "hwillifred" want me to copy those cds 4 him?
Ask him to tell u to tell Lisa to tell toni to tell evry otha fuck to tell me yeah?
girlskater by burger April 13, 2004

girlskater 

For fuck sake, i DONT fancy hwillifred!
WWW.dilfonline.com HA!
girlskater by GirlSkater April 12, 2004
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