a girl who uses and perpetuates the "dumb justin bieber lover bimbo barbie" stereotype only to flip it on its head to make it seem as if she stands against the norm (it isn't the norm) because she doesn't act like the stereotype.
(this may overlap with a pick me girl.)
person a: bro did u just see that new post by ria....
person b: yeah it was goofy asl. like "I'm not like other girls. I play soccer. I hang with the boys. I never wear makeup. Why does every other girl act like this? All of them are plastic! Where are the other girls like this???!!!"???? really?????
person a: thats a "not like other girls" girl right?
person b: uhuh. its stupid. i hope it dies out
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!