gimtard

A word used to describe someone who is having a stupid moment. It was created in New Braunfels by two girls who needed to find a different word than "retard" because the word "retard" was thought inappropriate by their parents and teachers.

"Jill is such a gimtard. I can't believe that she thought Washtington DC was in Washington state!!"

by Sarah Lindsey June 18, 2006

gittard

1) someone who is acting extremely dumb
2) a synonym for retard but more offensive
3) someone who doesn't do hardcore drugs but looks like it

"Bro did you really just eat a lizard?"
"Yeah dude I'm so quirky"
"On bro you're such a gittard"

"Why is that dude running down the hall?"
"He's a gittard"
"Understandable"

by bullyphil August 22, 2019

Gibtard

A person from Gibraltar who has very limited IQ and messes up constantly

Derek you are a f***ing Gibtard

by Gibtelecom August 2, 2018

gimpardly

The action of being a living joke, to the extent that the word "gimpy" simply doesn't suffice.

Look at Mr. Bean, my man is gimpardly as hell boy.

by el salvatoré October 14, 2021

gymtard

noun. a person with a particularly low IQ that tends to frequent the gym on a daily basis; they're all brawn and no brains.

"Look at the size of the arms on this gymtard!"

by Christopher Hall May 14, 2008

Gumtard

Noun- an individual who is making extremely ignorant life decisions similar to that how a long haired hippie with no teeth and an addiction to millenial slang speech.

Quit acting like such a gumtard.

You're a Gumtard! You can't eat chips!

by Wahwah burger July 30, 2019

Gumtard

An idiot that asks stupid questions, with spelling mistakes and lack of punctuation or grammar, about an item you have advertised for sale on gumtree.com.au

I got a question from a gumtard about the car I have for sale, he asked "whats ur bst prise on dat car and dos it come with rejo and are the breaks ny good"

by Sugar Glyder February 8, 2018