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Ghostache 

A mustache that only appears occasionally. Origin unknown. First noticed as a shadow on the upper lip, may later show up in photos to the confusion of the clean shaven individual afflicted with it.
"Did you see that ghostache gigato was sporting at trivia last Tuesday?! Off the richter!!"
Ghostache by arigato September 11, 2009
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gustache 

A female version of a mustache (girl + mustache = gustache)
She had the face of a godess, but that gustache reminded him of Burt Reynolds at that very least.
gustache by Matt Cooksey February 22, 2008

Gustache 

1. The combonation of the ever-awesome name "Gus" with the word "mustache"

2. A type of mustache ranging from "Gustache" written with Sharpie on the upper lip, to just plain peeling skin on the upper lip from a wicked sunburn
Dude, my hero is Gustache

Bro, your Gustache is lookin' deezy
Gustache by Gustache Himself April 12, 2007

gaystache 

A thick, Freddie Mercury style mustache. Very frequently worn by openly gay dudes.
Rob decided to shave his 2 month beard off and only keep the big-ass gaystache on his trip to San Francisco for the laughs. The first day he arrived, 4 fellas approached him in an attempt to exchange numbers.
gaystache by Admiral_Bongo December 22, 2020
The pubes on your gooch between your genitals and anus.
When I went down on her, her goustache tickled my chin
Goustache by Jessy2messy March 10, 2021

girlstache 

Aw that girl was so good lookin from behind, but once she turned I saw that gross girlstache. Man we should get her a razor and she'd be one fine ho.