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giancula
giancula by calumsdick96 August 16, 2016
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glandular disorder
Something 1 out of maybe 100 people has, effectively causing them to be hugely obese. Most obese people who say they have one do not and are making excuses for themselves.
"Nobody will date me because I'm fat!!!", Jeanie wailed as she shoved yet another Ho-Ho in her mouth.
"Did you ever try a diet?",Paula asked.
"No, you don't understand. I have a glandular disorder, now pass the deep fried Twinkies!", Jeanie yelled.
"Did you ever try a diet?",Paula asked.
"No, you don't understand. I have a glandular disorder, now pass the deep fried Twinkies!", Jeanie yelled.
glandular disorder by Chani K. July 6, 2006
giancula
giancula by calumsdick96 August 16, 2016
Grandular
That watch is grandular.
Bill: I just bought myself a scooter.
Ted: Grandular, dude!
I dig music. It's grandular.
Bill: I just bought myself a scooter.
Ted: Grandular, dude!
I dig music. It's grandular.
Grandular by Schwingin' it. September 24, 2010
glandular fluid
clear substance that excrites from a womens body during intercourse or masturbation good for lubrication on the male penis
becky yesterday my boyfriend was such a good fuck that i squirted my glandular fluid all over his floor
glandular fluid by Allan Wilson June 15, 2006
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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