When your grandma is sitting in the house but you have a strong urge to suck your mans dick.
Grandma were gonna do some gardening
When you have to hide your big floppy dildo from your kids
Babe hide the corn the kids are around
When you just sucked your mans dick and he came in your mouth. Then you share a drink or share a friends fork/spoon
Mark: Here wanna try some of my food.
Me: Sorry Mark I just ghost dicked you.
Mark: You sucked dick didn’t you ?
When he a guy has a micro penis and it’s uncircumcised.
OMG Becky he had a little piggy bun.
When you and your parent have to apply duck tape over your mouths during sex because the kids are in the house and you don’t want to be loud
Baby, we gotta have silent movie sex tonight. The kids are awake
When you go out hunting for the biggest floppiest suction cup black dildo to use on your man
Babe let’s go on a black expedition
When you have to many damn kids in the house and you wanna have crazy nasty sex with your man
Kids were gonna take a nap