Ghostbroke

Definition: (adjective) The feeling of being financially drained or broke, but still putting on a front by going out, posting flashy pictures, or pretending to have money. It’s when you’re acting like you’ve got it all together, but your bank account tells a different story.

"Dude, stop flexing at the club, you're ghostbroke and can't even afford the Uber home."

by Vibetown November 22, 2024

ghostwrote

Popular internet slang meaning "I secretly wrote this" or "I would've have made this if it had not already been made". In reference to "ghostwriting" where a person is paid to write a something but has to keep it a secret

Did you see that meme?

Yeah I ghostwrote it

by Enjolras May 29, 2017

Ghostbrate

when you think you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket but it actually doesn't

dude i totally went to check my phone because i thought i had a text but it was just a ghostbrate

by millerchill April 25, 2010

Ghost Broke

When you're so broke that your wallet haunts you

"I'm so broke, I'm ghost broke... frightening"

by XDARKVIXENX June 5, 2016

Ghostbook

The elusive world of people who join Facebook, add many Friends, but then don't post their status or comment on others' activities.

S/he has more than 1,000 Friends, but I never see anything from her/him. S/he must have died and gone on to Ghostbook.

by The Sausalito Samurai November 2, 2009

ghostbooker

Someone who goes on Facebook purely to creep but never likes, comments, or contributes to the Facebook community.

Joe: your status is funny!

Eric: you saw it? Why didn't you like it? You're being such a ghostbooker.

facebook ghost

by Gildedfacets October 22, 2015

Ghostrode

It is when a female is sleeping naked with a male partner after taking a sleeping pill and wakes up in the morning realising her partner may have had anal sex with her without her knowing.

"I woke up this morning and my assed hurt, I bet that guy ghostrode me"

by CanadianAnalyst November 4, 2011