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ghetto pony

A muscular dog (typically Rottweiler or Pit Bull mix) owned by an inhabitant of the ghetto. Young children of the ghetto therefore wish to own one of these for their own, similar to how suburban (and mostly white) children wish for ponies (as their parents typically own horses or exotic sports cars with horse branding)
"Roshanda wishes she had a ghetto pony so she could walk to the corner and not get shot or mugged"

or

"Paco didn't buy his daughter a ghetto pony for Christmas this year, just a picture of a Pit Bull with a message "Not Yours""
ghetto pony by josefresco January 6, 2007
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Ghetto Pony

One that is like a wigger but even more so ghetto as to completly resemble a black man when he walks into a room.
Jason is such a ghetto pony with all that bling and that fuckin clown suit
Ghetto Pony by adam October 7, 2004

ghettopoly 

A controversial game played like Monopoly. Pieces include a marijuanna leaf, a basketball, and a malt liquor bottle, and game cards that say things like, "You got yo whole neighborhood addicted to crack. Collect $50.”

Created by David Chang.
"I'm bored. Wanna play Ghettopoly?"
ghettopoly by Brain October 26, 2003

ghettopoly 

Spoof of board game Monopoly, but set in the ghetto. Cards include, 'you got your whole neighborhood addicted to crack. Collect $50.' And things like that. Highly offensive to the black community.
Ghettopoly has got a bunch of people in a fit.
ghettopoly by Anonymous October 26, 2003

ghettopoly 

2 meanings... having total control of the ghetto, or it could be refering to the board game (www.ghettopoly.com)
That right there is a ghettopoly.

I just played ghettopoly with my homiez
ghettopoly by Anonymous October 28, 2003

ghettopoly 

Yo man yesterday we were playing some ghettopoly and bob won!
ghettopoly by toadster123 October 25, 2003

ghettopoly 

1. The situation in which a person or persons controls the entire market share of ghetto.

2. A game where small tin symbolic objects (syringe, bandana, pistol) are moved around a board featuring the world's finest ghettos.

3. The glue that sticks the boy to the hood
Fancy a game of ghettopoly?

Aw man, that Chris has the ghettopoly in this town...

Hang on, my hood's slipping. I need to reapply my ghettopoly
ghettopoly by TheIan October 23, 2003
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