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A gewbie is a man that typically enjoys preying on young girls. So basically a gewbie is a pedophile but specifically the type of pedophile that has little to no self respect and can be found to be a fat tub of lard that cannot get women their own age.

They enjoy speaking to innocent girls electronically and is very defensive about it, they will have a temper tantrum. A gewbie is a creature of denial and will do no matter what to hide their pedophilia. A gewbie is mentally unstable and when angered will most likely binge on sweet treats.

A gewbie also most likely lives in their mother's basement and has no life outside of the confines of their mother's home.
Person 1: That gewbie that lives next door to me has been seen driving near schools.
Person 2: "Good lord somebody needs to report him to the cops"

Person 1: "I wish!"
Gewbie by Pyromaniac5000 April 24, 2011
Geebies is a gee, and is only applicable as a gee to a hunny, a bb, bibi shasha, or a buHn.
My sweet hunny is a GEEBIES GEEBIES GEE
geebies by geebies February 8, 2017
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Yeeby Geebies 

The feeling of your heart beating out of your chest and being stoned out of your mind after ripping a fat fuckin' geeb.
"Yo Brad I ripped a piss yellow geeb the other day and got the yeeby geebies so bad that I passed out early"
Yeeby Geebies by Randy065 April 25, 2017

Gerbiercing

Using a gerbil to pierce a part of the human body.
Dude, I totally told you not to get that gerbiercing; it is getting infected.
Gerbiercing by GerbilStroker June 9, 2011
Gelbie, Owner of a server, developer of a bot, cabin crew, and much more.

Neither less to say, Gelbie is best.
Gelbie by Gelbie May 13, 2022
A boy who speaks in only negatives. No one even knows if he speaks any English at all.
Jeez is that even English? What a gerbie
Gerbie by Ain’t Not Ern May 16, 2018

geebie weebies 

YOUNG KING DAVE
shout out to my boy Tom for Huttin me up with some geebie weebies, now im gonna look dope while smoking doinks.
geebie weebies by Gageduval September 25, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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