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A gewbie is a man that typically enjoys preying on young girls. So basically a gewbie is a pedophile but specifically the type of pedophile that has little to no self respect and can be found to be a fat tub of lard that cannot get women their own age.

They enjoy speaking to innocent girls electronically and is very defensive about it, they will have a temper tantrum. A gewbie is a creature of denial and will do no matter what to hide their pedophilia. A gewbie is mentally unstable and when angered will most likely binge on sweet treats.

A gewbie also most likely lives in their mother's basement and has no life outside of the confines of their mother's home.
Person 1: That gewbie that lives next door to me has been seen driving near schools.
Person 2: "Good lord somebody needs to report him to the cops"

Person 1: "I wish!"
Gewbie by Pyromaniac5000 April 24, 2011
Geebies is a gee, and is only applicable as a gee to a hunny, a bb, bibi shasha, or a buHn.
My sweet hunny is a GEEBIES GEEBIES GEE
geebies by geebies February 8, 2017
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Jeez is that even English? What a gerbie
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