Gettos 

Affiliated with "betta" and "bettos" . Often used by the southside gang Betta.

Dont fuck with GETTOS

Gettos by lord of the cunts 420 May 8, 2019

Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.

Gettysburg Sausage by Davenport B Fry April 17, 2014

Gettysburger 

A grilled 1/2 lb. slab of horse manure in between a kaiser roll.

I was driving to an important city and I stopped in Gettysburg because I really really had to take a dump. Anyway, I saw this place that served "Gettysburgers" and all the locals raved about them, they were awful, they smelled like a cesspool full of night soil.

Gettysburger by Davenport B Fry May 10, 2014

gettysburg 

To breakdance underwater.

At the pool party, the b-boys decided to make it a true party by gettysburging.

gettysburg by johnwilkesboothkilledabe September 14, 2009

Gettysburg Hat-Trick 

In reference to the opening line of the Gettysburg Address "Four score and seven years ago...", it is when an athlete scores 4 times in one game.

Dude, did you see how Fitzy is playing? He's on fire.

Yeah man, he's scored 4 goals already. That's a Gettysburg Hat-Trick.

Gettysburg Hat-Trick by Banangy February 14, 2013

gettysburg axe handle 

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.

During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.

gettysburg axe handle by Coco Sean July 6, 2018

ghettoshopped 

A photo that has been either:

a) edited in a backwards program like MS Paint
or
b) edited to clumsily add text like 'Bling' 'gangsta' 'xscenex' or crude effects
or
c) edited in a roundabout or rough way by someone unfamiliar with Photoshop tools.

Most pictures on myspace are ghettoshopped.

ghettoshopped by bobyay March 1, 2009