To get truly Schwifty, it’s not just taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor. It’s also getting high,
drunk, and fucked at the same time. Whenever your at a party you just want to get Schwifty to have the best
fucking time of your life. When your Schwifty your alway so
horny and crossed. You haven’t lived unless you’ve gotten Schwifty.