To get falling-down drunk; to be so hammered that one acts like Scott Stapp, especially on his famous poker game appearance. May involve thinking you are a ninja, blatant and uncomfortable flirting with women, and just sheer obnoxiousness.

Look, I found some cash in my jacket, let's go get Stapped!

Sure, just let me grab my jacket and I'll meet you at the liquor store.

get Stapped by IAmBoard April 13, 2010

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GetSlappedHomie

A very respect term that lights up anybody's day. Whenever you see any kind of ownage like, someone failing a unit final and having to stay back a grade.

Teacher: ok homies You getting yo tests back!
Ginger next to you: oh dang I gotta get a c- or better
Gets test back and fails, starts crying
You: yo how does it feel to GetSlappedHomie!?

GetSlappedHomie by Get Slapped Homie Shinobi November 6, 2012

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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