Get Horsed

Getting wrecked so hard by someone you feel like you got dropped kicked by a horse Cock.

Friend#1 dude you okay? I keep hearing you yell from the other room.

Friend#2 Oh hey man, I mean I guess so (Sigh) this dude keeps invading my team in destiny's game mode Gambit. we totally got Horsed! We couldn't even get out of spawn he just kept getting drop kicking us to the bottom of the score board & then he messaging us Get Horsed with Horse emojis.

Friend#1 wow that's Rough buddy.

Get Horsed by SOLACE_CAT March 13, 2021

Get the horse out of your face 

a slang expression coined in the early 21st century used to express annoyance or objection to what someone else is saying. Used first by professor Myndia Biznesse when reprimanding disrespectful students in his general knowledge and philosophy class. The term is frequently spoken with an accent imitating professor Biznesse, who is of Italian decent. Sometimes, when quoting him, the word "horse" is spelled "hoasse" or "hosse", "out of" is substituted with "outta", and "your face" with "ya face". This is to further emulate Biznesse's strong accent.

Jerry, you always run your mouth because you think you're so smart. Get the horse out of your face.

Get the horse out of your face by hollanatme January 27, 2010

get a horse 

Used to yell at pedestrians walking along the sides of streets. Yelled from a car or bus to discourage other people. Typically used against nerds and losers .

1. Get a horse, jerk!
2. (while throwing pennies at victim) Get a horse! And keep the change ya' filthy fuck!

get a horse by The N. Bomb July 22, 2004

Shut up woman, get on my horse. 

A website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). Byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.

Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.

Shut up woman, get on my horse. by zfrantz December 3, 2009

Get on that horse 

To do something that needs to be done. An obvious opportunity that due to stupidity, laziness, or lack of awareness has gone unexploited.

That bangin' chick keeps asking about you. You better get on that horse.

I keep saying I'm going to get in shape but I never do. Time to get on that horse.

Get on that horse by bhffs January 7, 2011

get on your horse 

to quicken a pace of walking

jog, or run

We have to get there quicker, get on your horse!

get on your horse by NotJaredFogle May 16, 2016

shut up woman get on my horse

A website containing the best flash video ever.
No, I don't think you understand, the BEST flash video EVER. Like in EVER, EVER. In the universe. EVER!!!

Best seen when high, because it gives you a F*ING ORGASM..... and an incredible thirst.... and crave for lemonade. Don't watch WHILE smoking, you'll laugh and blow the weed out!

- Duuuuuuuuuude, look at this!
- What the hell is that? A horse dick, a universe, LEMONADE !?!? Is that heaven !?!?
- Dude, it's Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse!
- What? XD

shut up woman get on my horse by horselicker666 November 8, 2010