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gerst nasty 

a girl so ugly that it is impossible from refraining to comment on her uglyness
would you fuck her for $500 no
the bitch is gurst nasty
gerst nasty by oren November 6, 2004
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gershnoskel 

Another word for a nose.
Don't pick your gershnoskel in front of me!
gershnoskel by Adam Hobbs April 17, 2008

Gershner 

Someone who types random things into Urban Dictionary trying to see something funny.
Wayne: You are such a Gershner Jerry.
Jerry: BUT IT'S FUNNY
Gershner by a dumbass motherfucker December 5, 2021

gershneeph 

Gershneeph is a phrase to express emotion. The tone you say it in dictates its meaning.
If you say it in an angry tone, it could be the equivalent of " shit! " or " fuck! ". If something joyous happens to you, and you say " Gershneeph! ", it could be compared to " hoorah!" or " Wahoo! "
gershneeph by Mictron Version1.26 October 9, 2004
The soft tissue between the bones; a vulnerable area that is prone to being hurt, but has no other name.
1: "Ow! That jabbed me right in the elbow gershners!"

2: "I rolled over on my daughter's toy and it got me right in the gershners."
gershners by Parasitic Avi June 8, 2013

Gershnof 

No this is not german or dutch or any other language someone wants to try and come up with. It does not exist. Until now. Basically, this word is for us guys out there...who need some poon. I'm talking major poon here fellas. Those guys who just want to get some damn action. Guys need action at least once a month, its like the energy drink that keeps you energized throughout the year. This word is for you. Alright...on to the definition

Gershnof: Description of any type of situation with a female where you could get some but you don't. And/or when you are deprived of the monthly sexual energizer. ANd/or any type of poonage you did not get. And/or any situation where you are like "fuck that sucked" involving a female. Basically, you can apply this word to almost any unlucky situation with a female.
"Man this is gershnof"- translation: fuck this shit, this sucks.
"I'm freaking gershnof"-Translation: I NEED SOME FREAKIN ACTION MAN
"This gershnof is killing me"Translation- i haven't had my monthly energizer of poon. i might die of "desexualhydration "
"I need to get out of this gershnof" Translation- I need some poon now.
Gershnof can basically be a noun, adjective, verd, pronoun...it doesn't really matter. its a universal concept that describes the horrible truth of the true pain a guy goes through when he is deprived of badly needed action.
I leave this word...to all guys deprived of poon...we pray for you.
Gershnof by Mike12345678910 June 20, 2007
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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