Gurst 

Is an expression for someone who is really anticipating something or an expression of extreme happiness and euphoria.

Hold up man, I'll be there in five minutes. I see your super gurst to smoke bro.

Gurst by birdman JD March 25, 2011

Gurst 

v. To Gush and Burst simultaneously - an expression of extreme happiness, euphoria, energy, and joy of life. Generally associated with new love, melted cooking chocolate on a spoon, and thunderstorms.

Can be readily observed in any newlywed or recently joined couples. Elevated feelings of euphoria associated with gursting can overflow into a tendency to making risque remarks that would otherwise be out of character.

I've been gursting so much recently, I even managed to kiss the mother-in-law. And hey, I even enjoyed it!

Gurst by not.wysiwyg January 18, 2006

Gurst 

Anything that is or can be contained in a fanny pack.

Among his gurst was a water bottle.

Gurst by Razgriz_166 April 29, 2009

Gurst 

when you want to be first but you're unfortunately too late to be first.

"gurst" - bakedbean

Gurst by takemyteeth May 23, 2025

Gurst Bell

I white chick that takes a trip to Jamaica, has sex with a black man. She becomes pregnant and flys back to her motherland to bare the bastard child.

Yo Johnny.

What?

Heard your sister is a Gurst Bell.

Shut up Joel and Geoff.

Nah man, your brother didn't make our cabinets yet.

Gurst Bell by Piklaus Bell November 26, 2009

garstang community academy 

garstang community academy is seen as a prison and watch out lads and lasses, mr garret will be on you if you’re not careful, he’ll start messaging you and touching you up in lessons. and also mr fielden, he’ll make you bend down to pick up books or anything just to look up your skirt. oh yeah, and don’t forget how newly married mrs lakeland / mrs sugden had an affair with a teacher, mr farquaharson, who is also married and he has children. it all started on the ski trip of 2018 when they were left alone together almost every day. garstang community academy is a fantastic ‘family’ with people who wouldn’t hesitate to hit another person. it’s full of sweats and geeks and nerds. twats and bellends and freaks. boys who think they’re funny af but really they’re not. girls who will simply suck up to garret and fielden purely for attention or mr fieldens lolly pops. it’s also full of weirdos and fatties with the odd sporty freak. garstang is full of girls who simply don’t know how to do eyebrows and boys who simply don’t know when to shut there mouths. garstang has recently banned water and it’s gone so viral it’s even ended up in a magazine/ news paper in australia. not only that, probably the most decent teacher we’re ever going to get has just fucked off to another school for more money, typical of garstang really but yanno #bringbackbirch.

garstang community academy is a shit hole

garstang community academy by idgafaml April 18, 2019

Guesturbate 

Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!

My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....

Guesturbate by bartear October 26, 2016