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bong geometry 

The placement and direction of a bong and lighter within a smoking circle to indicate the next person’s turn
Chris: Hey, Meredith. Is it your to smoke? Bong geometry says so.

Meredith: How so?

Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.

Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.

Geometry Dash 

A very good game created by Ye Boy Robbie Top
I'm gonna play some Geometry Dash today.

Geometry 

Doing the devil's work
Dad " Hiya son! Whatcha Doing?"

Son " I'm doing Geometry! "

Dad " Why you little shit... this is a christian family! That's it! Your getting crucified!
Geometry by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011

Geometry 

Torture.Geometry is nothing but a bunch of hard crap that has to with lines like "postulates" and theorems and shit like that.Its really a bunch of hard crap that frustrates the living hell out of yo and when they give you a test your mind goes blank and your like "What the f*ck is this crap?!?!" and to make it worse your put in with a teacher who doesn't know shit.
Carlos: "Geometry sucks balls.Its so hard and the so called "teacher" can't teach for shit"

Freddy: "Yea I know right they should fire that bitch"
Geometry by latino14 November 6, 2011

Geometry Dash 

A game made by Robert Topala in 2013. It was inspired by The Impossible Game.
Tom: Describe Geometry Dash in 4 words.
Harry: Play, Crash, Rage, Repeat.
Geometry Dash by gcjdavid May 17, 2015

Geometry Dash 

how to rage because you got 99% on a level
Let me teach how to Geometry Dash!
Geometry Dash by evix November 16, 2018
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