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Germanate

When two germans converse in German, usually in a non-German speaking country.
Max Langer and Jan Koch proceded to loudly germanate during chemistry class.
by Der Meister 44 December 9, 2008
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germantown splatter shot

as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.
after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.
by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008
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Germana

Maybe when you first meet a Germana they'll seem lame, but if you get to know them, they will be quite interesting, weird, but also funny. Germanas enjoy pleasure and other entertaining things such as TV, movies, shopping, caressing, fondling and foreplay. They have the most gorgeous smile, silky smooth hair, soft skin, and luscious lips. Such a being can only come from heaven.
They have a soothing voice and seductive body that would rival that of even a goddess. She is selfless, and never selfish. She is most definitely the closest thing to perfection one can get. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Germanas love typical girl things (shoes and purses), movies, shopping/just buying things, being scared, being tickled, and something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding.
Dude 1: Yo, I didnt know you had a girlfriend?
Dude 2: Yea I did. For 3 months now.
Dude 1: How did you meet?
Dude 2: I was chilling with my friend Travis, and she was his friend. Then later she told me that I have the same eyes as her dog. Then we started talking and eventually started going out.
Dude 1: Must be a Germana
Dude 2: Yep, totally.
by Xennius November 2, 2011
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Germanese

An incorrect reference to the German language used by Dutch kids who don't understand Flemish.
"Do you guys speak Dutch? "
"No, we speak Germanese. "
by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020
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Germinate the Salad

When I told him to germinate the salad, he knew to bust a nut in my b-hole.

My girlfriend wasn't into tossing, so I suggested germinating her salad.
by Alimew November 26, 2022
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Germancest

The Homosexual pairing between the brothers Prussia, and Germany, from Axis Powers Hetalia. Its pretty much the most KINKTASTIC pairing out there, because hey, Germany even reads things involving /dogs/.
Fangirl 1: Usuk trolololol
WINNING fangirl: Pshaa, that crud is too white bread YO, germancest FOREVAAA1!!1
by NANAISABOSS November 27, 2011
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Achtung Granate

A grenade specifically designed to cause anyone in the area to pay attention to it, staring with slack-jawed reverence.
Guy 1: ACHTUNG GRANATE!
Guy 2: *Stares*
Guy 1: *Stares*
by Sturmmann November 5, 2009
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