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Germante 

Germante is a beautiful Lithuanian name(Germantė in LT)
Defenition: The name Germante reflects the life lesson and challenge of the first vowel 'E'. This has to do with relying less on extrinsic motivation and more on intrinsic motivation and also to avoiding an attitude that is too straightforward and offensive to others.
People named Germante are the best people in the world, if you're friends with them make sure you never leave them and tell them how much you appreciate them!
"I made a new friend today"
"who is it?"
"Germante, they're amazing"
"Oh my god Germante is a keeper"
Germante by ilovemybestie<3 November 27, 2021

germantown splatter shot 

as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.
after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.

Germanese 

An incorrect reference to the German language used by Dutch kids who don't understand Flemish.
"Do you guys speak Dutch? "
"No, we speak Germanese. "
Germanese by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020

Germancest

The Homosexual pairing between the brothers Prussia, and Germany, from Axis Powers Hetalia. Its pretty much the most KINKTASTIC pairing out there, because hey, Germany even reads things involving /dogs/.
Fangirl 1: Usuk trolololol
WINNING fangirl: Pshaa, that crud is too white bread YO, germancest FOREVAAA1!!1
Germancest by NANAISABOSS November 27, 2011

GermanDeli

An Internet site where people who miss German food and German groceries in the USA find what they've been craving.
German food groceries imported food German specialties foodies GermanDeli.com
GermanDeli by Deli-dweller February 5, 2010

Germanie 

A girl that is extremely chic and fashionable. She makes people laugh, and makes other people feel awkward. She is pretty outgoing and beautiful. She can come off as hilariously conceited or have a lack of sympathy, but overall she is a fun, crazy, creative girl!
Person 1- "Where'd you get that dress, it is so Germanie!"
Germanie by purpleballoonboy July 27, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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