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Germanese 

An incorrect reference to the German language used by Dutch kids who don't understand Flemish.
"Do you guys speak Dutch? "
"No, we speak Germanese. "
Germanese by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020
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Germaned It 

The act of inconspicuously inserting one's penis into the orifice of another individual.
Awww man, she was just laying there and I Germaned it
Germaned It by GermanRecipient January 24, 2011

Germanese 

(n)(noun) a hybrid between the two most powerful cultures who dominated the world, Germans and the Japanese; which coined the word GERMANESE; a rare coincidence, caused the result of an incredible fusion of the races that created a unique NAZI threatening, PEARL HARBOR bombing like hotness, a perfect ghetto booty to match, amazing acrobatic like flexibility, exotic dance moves in ballet & hip-hop, and an aura of friendliness and kindness, ironic to its ancestors own, that is nothing less than FTW, all inclusive to one, perfect, female that inhabits the streets of SURREY, BC
During the Pep Rally, Germanese's skirt fell off, and this made the crowd go ballistic.
Germanese by Kay Sedilla January 4, 2008
the gerbage is singing
gerbage by banananutt March 23, 2017

Germanese 

The mintest combination of German & Chinese ancestry, forming an intelligent, charismatic, charming, humurous, gorgeous child. The brains of the Asian & the looks of the German, This kid has it all. Warning, very rare breed, one of a kind. If you know one, you're lucky.
Dayummm, that Germanese is one of a kind !
Germanese by Germanese kid- August 19, 2008
Germane is the best person in the group. He is usually the weirdest and dumbest but everyone loves him for it. He is a very sporty person, can play any sport professionally with training. He can be considered a nerd and can be dark-skinned. He has short black hair and can get a girlfriend pretty easily. Everyone knows him. He is very caring, kind, sweet, supportive and a very good friend to have. He'll talk to you through the problems, and he won't stop until he has made you happy and satisfied.
Girl 1: Is that Germane
Girl 2: Yeah, he's my boyfriend. He is very caring.
Girl 1: You are so lucky.
Germane by BYour Mom August 20, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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