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Geralding 

1). The act of masturbating repeatedly and often to the point where your ejaculation becomes a puff of dust.

2). The act of consistently masturbating with the door open or unlocked after repeatedly being caught by their roommate.
Patrick caught his roommate geralding AGAIN!
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geralding 

The ash build-up on a blunt or joint.
Ash that shit, it's geralding like a motherfucker.

gerarding 

To be Lazy or unwilling to work.
That guy is so lazy he's always gerarding it
gerarding by willybeamer April 27, 2011

Gerarding 

To flagrantly get weird behind DJ booths with intent to elicit sexual arousal in surrounding patrons of the female gender.
That dude was gerarding so hard last night, he knocked over everyone's drinks and then left with my girlfriend...
He had some killer moves though
Gerarding by Fuhbraubs January 23, 2016

Geralding 

The practice of hiring tradesmen to come to your residence to undertake menial tasks while you masturbate in the tradesman's vehicle when he is inside working
That cunt charged me $80 to install a fire alarm in my kitchen but at least he never caught me geralding in his van
Geralding by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022

gerholding 

repeating stories every time you speak to someone
A: "Have you heard about it yet"
B: "You’re Gerholding again!"
gerholding by brainbomb October 18, 2013
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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