Gerbled

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Gerbled Pronounced: Ger Bald

The sound that a very wet fart makes that is one step away from dribbling down your leg.

Holy Krap! I just gerbled a bit...

fart toot wet fart gerbling sloppy

Gerbled by wolfgang239 January 17, 2011

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Gerbed

When you grab a sizeable glob of cannabis concentrates that resembles a small gerbil and proceed to dome the dab. Resulting in a high that is on a new level.

Cade: "Yo, Do you want to go to my place and get gerbed"

Zach: "Of course, Who would I be to say no!"

Gerbed by TheGiverOfGerbs August 22, 2023

Related Words

Gerbled • gerbed • Gerbiled • Gerble • Garbled • Gerblean • gerblesmz • Gerblet • garbledick • Garbledina!

Garbledina!

A word which may be uttered during discussion of a bad movie.

Origin: The alleged favorite movie of Strong Bad as claimed by Strong Mad.

"You know, the best part about 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' is the amazing special effects."
"GARBLEDINA!"

Garbledina! by Zeke February 15, 2005

Gerbiled

To be sexually violated by enlarged gerbicular sex organs.

Damn that rodent just gerbiled my ass.

Gerbiled by Briz July 6, 2005

garbledygook

Complete and utter nonsense.

The chapter "King's Cross" from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is full of garbledygook.

garbledygook by xeagar August 8, 2007

gerblesmz

a frog crossing the golden gate bridge while wearing a tiny santa hat. plural form: gerblesmi
pronounced ger-ble-shmiz

wow look at that gerblesmz!

gerblesmz by gerblesmz October 20, 2021

Garbled

To drop the ball or fuck up. Basically just mess up an entire situation.

Tom: Dude I really messed up
Ian: What happened?
Tom: I made fun of the Asian exchange student in my math class and accidentally started a war with China
Ian: Ya you really garbled that situation

Garbled by Vanier33 March 12, 2013

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026