Gerbled

Gerbled Pronounced: Ger Bald

The sound that a very wet fart makes that is one step away from dribbling down your leg.

Holy Krap! I just gerbled a bit...

fart toot wet fart gerbling sloppy

by wolfgang239 January 17, 2011

Gerbed

When you grab a sizeable glob of cannabis concentrates that resembles a small gerbil and proceed to dome the dab. Resulting in a high that is on a new level.

Cade: "Yo, Do you want to go to my place and get gerbed"

Zach: "Of course, Who would I be to say no!"

by TheGiverOfGerbs August 22, 2023

Garbledina!

A word which may be uttered during discussion of a bad movie.

Origin: The alleged favorite movie of Strong Bad as claimed by Strong Mad.

"You know, the best part about 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' is the amazing special effects."
"GARBLEDINA!"

by Zeke February 15, 2005

Gerbiled

To be sexually violated by enlarged gerbicular sex organs.

Damn that rodent just gerbiled my ass.

by Briz July 6, 2005

garbledygook

Complete and utter nonsense.

The chapter "King's Cross" from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is full of garbledygook.

by xeagar August 8, 2007

gerblesmz

a frog crossing the golden gate bridge while wearing a tiny santa hat. plural form: gerblesmi
pronounced ger-ble-shmiz

wow look at that gerblesmz!

by gerblesmz October 20, 2021

Garbled

To drop the ball or fuck up. Basically just mess up an entire situation.

Tom: Dude I really messed up
Ian: What happened?
Tom: I made fun of the Asian exchange student in my math class and accidentally started a war with China
Ian: Ya you really garbled that situation

by Vanier33 March 12, 2013