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man who has a dick bigger than everyone in this world
"your dick so big, you must be called geraud"
geraud by dgedgo February 10, 2022
Géraud est un excellent showman. De par son charisme, il illumine la pièce de bonne humeur, de rires et d'admiration. Il permet à beaucoup d'oublier son morne quotidien, et rend les minutes passées avec lui aussi faciles que de tartiner du beurre sorti du frigo 1h au préalable. Intelligent, beau, musclé, ce ne sont que des évidences, mais il fait passer sa gentillesse et sa générosité comme des valeurs primordiales. "Croyez en vos rêves !" est son expression favorite. Il fera toujours passer l'altérité avant sa personne, bien qu'elle le mériterait pourtant.
L'on ne peut que vous souhaiter d'avoir la chance de ne serait-ce qu'effleurer un Géraud.
En outre, il adore les rillettes. Par contre, il déteste tous ceux répondant au nom d'Etienne, qui sont par ailleurs biologiquement inférieurs à toute forme de vie.
Que Dieu vous garde.
"-Regardez, c'est un avion !
-Non, c'est un oiseau !
-Non, c'est Géraud !!!!"
Géraud by jafarjesuiscoincé November 21, 2021
If your name is Géraud you either had no chance or you come from the past. Usually Géraud doesn't exist.
"Oh look Géraud comes from the past"
"Géraud looks so dead today"
Géraud by Oui-Oui baguette November 23, 2021

Gerard Way 

a man
a man who wears his poncho with pride, no matter what people say about him.
Fan: dude, what the fuck are you wearing?
Gerard Way: shut up small one, let me sass.
Gerard Way by mcrfan2k11 August 22, 2011

Gerard Way 

The sass master.
Meet Gerard Way: Sass master extraordinaire.
sass
Gerard Way by SpencerIsaac October 23, 2011

Gerard Way 

Gerard Way is a musician and comic book writer.
He is the lead singer of the band My Chemical Romance and author of the Eisner Award-winning comic book The Umbrella Academy
He was born on April 9, 1977 in New Jersey. He has a younger brother, Mikey Way, who plays bass in the band.

Way attended the School of Visual Arts in New York and graduated with a Bachelor of Fine Arts in 1999.

While in New York in 2001, Way witnessed the September 11 attacks, inspiring him to change his life. In a magazine interview he stated: "I literally said to myself, 'Fuck art. I’ve gotta get out of the basement. I’ve gotta see the world. I’ve gotta make a difference.'"
Soon after he witnessed the attacks, My Chemical Romance was formed.

Gerard has battled alcoholisim, depression, and drug use, but has been sober since August 11, 2004.
On September 3, 2007 he married Lindsey (Lyn-Z) Ballato, the bassist for the band Mindless Self Indulgence, backstage on the final date of the Projekt Revolution tour. They have a daughter, Bandit Lee Way, who was born on May 27, 2009.

Quotes:
“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let the take you alive!”

“Suicide is a serious thing. And if you know anyone who is suicidal, you need to get them help. No one should be in pain. Everyone should love themselves. Like I love you all.”

“One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching”
“I am not afraid to keep on living! I am not afraid to walk this world alone! Honey, if you stay I'll be forgiven! Nothing you can say will stop me going home!” -Gerard Way in the song Famous Last Words
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Respectfully 

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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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