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Geraldine 

An amazing woman, as bright and colourful as a luminous rainbow. She has sparkling, dancing eyes, luscious long locks and a smile that will light up your world (though perhaps that's just the whitening toothpaste!).
In its ancient Teutonic form, Geraldine literally means ”good with a spear” and although there have been some “interesting” modern interpretations of this, on the (non parental controls) internet, - I think you can safely assume you are going to want this fair warrior, on your side.

A Geraldine sees the value of people in their character ; she's looking for a rare earth element to “bond” with, and though 007 is not her type, she's happy for another member of the intelligence services to take her in for questioning!
Although this girl likes a Jaf (just a friend), she's looking to develop things, collect more data with her dater!

A Geraldine will be your Guardian angel and your Angel delight, she's an angel twice over! And on the days when she gives her halo a rest, - well, I'll just leave that to your imagination....(steady!).
When she's around someone special, a Geraldine can be surprisingly shy and reserved. So if you think you're going to have to reserve this girl pretty quickly, - you'd be right!
Gent: Dear Man, a bottle of your finest Reserve!
Waiter: Aah, that would be a Geraldine, - reserved just for you!
Geraldine by R. S. Bowers November 13, 2014

Geraldine 

She is really sweet and very flexible but people spell her name and surname wrong and she goes mental also people like her and she keeps it a secret
Geraldine
Geraldine by Unknown celeb November 18, 2017

Geraldine 

A very smart, sweet girl with lots of things on her mind. She may seem distracted a lot and that's because she is most of the time. Very creative and sometimes shy. She always has to have music on, silence is her only weakness. She doesn't think she's attractive but in reality she's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever meet. Often spaces out when near windows. Always contemplating something. Sugar junkie. Easy to get along with. Everyone loves her. Stands up for her friends and would never hurt anyone intentionally. Cares too much. Good judge of character. Not easily influenced. Has soo much planned for her. Remember her, she'll be widely known soon. If you fall in love with a Geraldine don't ever let her go. She likes playfighting. Looks like the most innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. Likes being pushed to do better. Always looking after those around her.
Guy 1: Omg, im sooo in love with this girl she's perfect.

Guy 2: Ahh you must have caught a Geraldine. Good job man, you're lucky.
Geraldine by galaxycaramelbar February 5, 2010

Geraldine 

The sweetest girl in the universe.

The most beautiful girl in the universe.

She's the best girlfriend ever and loves feeding her constantly hungry boyfriend.

She's never satisfied and is always eating but never gains weight.

She loves a cup of tea and get's a headache if she doesn't have it.
Loves chocolate, Dorito's, crop tops, a good romance novel where people turn into wolves, 2000's/2010's pop music and not to mention a good movie, whether it makes her cry or laugh.
She's an expert kisser.
She can't sleep earlier than 2am.
Loves to laugh and make others laugh, she can make you laugh just by laughing.

She can make you smile, just by smiling. She has the most beautiful smile in the world ..!

She's generous, caring, loving and passionate. Loves her family to death.
Sexy as hell and looks good in those crop tops.
James : Who's that ?

Austin : I don't know dude, but she's definitely a Geraldine

Geralding 

1). The act of masturbating repeatedly and often to the point where your ejaculation becomes a puff of dust.

2). The act of consistently masturbating with the door open or unlocked after repeatedly being caught by their roommate.
Patrick caught his roommate geralding AGAIN!

Geraldine 

THE MOST beautiful, sexiest, saucy, smokin hot, gorgeous woman you have ever laid eyes on. Also known for the nicest booty. She is more beautiful that the moon, the stars. She WILL be the best you have ever had in bed! THE BEST at everything in that category! Some even say her beauty can kill kind of like a ninja! She is an exotic beauty. Beautiful hair and a smile that will draw you in. Most likely of royal blood. A Queen or a Princess.
Now She's a Geraldine!
Geraldine by admire798 February 5, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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