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A wonderful girl. She will always reminds anyone and everyone who comes in the room how wonderful she is. She always puts others before herself. She believes everyone is good inside. Her temper is low and very hard to be mad. She is beautiful and sweet. If you have a Geoni be very grateful.
Wow Geoni is so sweet!
Geoni by Msd Productions February 25, 2018
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Genie Fuck 

When a man needs to pleasure 5 females or males at once by using a combination of a Bosnian See-saw while one is pleasured orally and two with the use of the hands.
Dude I can believe my eyes, I walked in on my roomate last night and he was performing a Genie Fuck
Genie Fuck by 1_Wish_Genie June 28, 2018
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Genis Sage 

The other-main character and best friend of Lloyd Irving from Tales of Symphonia. He uses a kendama as a weapon, which is like the most awesomest thing a person can do. It's a frikken toy, and he casts spells with it.
Him and his sister Raine are actually half elves, but you don't know that until a while into the game.
And he's short.
"Ya see that short, white kid with the huge gray hair and the kendama?"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"He's Genis Sage. And he's awesomer than you."
Genis Sage by Mr. Awesome-er April 19, 2009
Welton the Rocketman is, O Genio.
O Genio by Wodderwick December 26, 2022
Small, adorable, friendly Asian girl. She has long lucious hair that looks fantastic when it's curled with her token curling iron. Loves to party and knows how to party right. She is guaranteed to win a dance-off. Extremely friendly and loyal UNTIL YOU PISS HER OFF! 3 strikes and you're out of her books. If you mess with her or any of her girls you better be prepared to face the concequences.
Person 1 "Did you see that small, gorgeous girl?"
Person 2 "Ya that's my pocket friend."
Person 1 "She's hot!"
Person 2 "She's GENIE!"
Genie by anonymousgirlzrule February 4, 2010

Genie in a Bottle 

Someone who can “make your wish come true” if you rub them the right way. The meaning can be as innocent or as sexual as you wish it to be.
“ If you wanna be with me, baby there's a price to pay. I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way. If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true. You gotta make a big impression (oh yeah). Gotta like what you do.” -Christina Aguilera
Genie in a Bottle by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Blue Genie 

When you're blowin' out a chick and she's riding you with her legs wrapped around you as you sit on a reclining office chair.
Hey, Ron. You bang that broad from work? Yeah, I gave her the ol' Blue Genie.
Blue Genie by mattyboy0105 September 24, 2013
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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