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People with the name geonit are very special, even the name is special. People with the name Geonit are usually strict with something, but are also very helpful. They try to help where they can. They stand with their opinion and

they're ready discuss it. Before they even think of having someone by their side they first want to achieve their goals in life.
Me: Hey Geonit I love your outfit!
Geonit: I know.
Geonit by Free_A.Q July 14, 2020
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genital milking 

The process in which an intimate partner sensually caress, massage, and fondle the sexual organs of the other partner.
susan milked Tommy's cock for a massive ejaculation.

tommy made Susan squirt by milking her clit.

genital milking is the best orgasm
genital milking by WONDERBREAD January 13, 2015

Genital Mate 

The genital equivalent of a soulmate. When you meet a member of the opposite sex and as soon as your genitals touch for the first time, the clouds break, a ray of light shines upon your crotches, choirs of angels start to sing and the world around you begins to crumble.
“Dude, I banged this Colombian chick lately, I think I found my genital mate! The sex was out of this world and we both came like five times in a row, it was absolutely ridiculous!”
Genital Mate by RandomDude21 May 27, 2016

Genital Jamboree 

the updated term for an orgy; the gathering of many people to engage in sexual intercourse
"Hey wanna come over were gonna film a genital jamboree."

Genital-men 

Often used in high class british porn; when a guy is a complete gentlemen with his genitals. Keeping his pubes well groomed and clean. Also being polite and asking kindly if they could have sex.
(all in british accents)
Male: May I please insert my penis into your vagina.

Female: Oh, what I gentleman!

Male: No my dear, I'm a Genital-men!
Genital-men by sean_23 December 26, 2010

Genital To Genital Friction 

When a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse, or when a man and a man rub penises together or two women engage in scissoring. It is only when two genitals touch and rub against each other.
Jessica: "Damn, me and Chloe were having some hot genital to genital friction last night."

Emma: "Wow really? Scissoring?!"

Jessica: "Hell yeah!"

Genitalsies 

Genitalsies is a game with origins similar to that of 'footsies', but instead of using your feet, you use your genitals.
Dennis: "Jess, are you playing genitalsies with me?"
Jess: "Maybe."
Genitalsies by DR. N + JB November 21, 2010
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