the ignorant way of spelling JEALOUS

those who think jealous is spelled with a 'g' and without the 'a' and 'o' will more than likely work in a fast food restaurant for the rest of his or her life serving the intelligent people a number 5 with a diet coke.

kaela: i'm not doing much. did you hang out with your girlfriend last night?
fed: no, she got pissed cause when she called me i was hanging out with two of my friends and she got really gelus.

Gelus by KaelaM'Shel May 24, 2009

Related Words

Gelus • gelushing • geluski • gels • Genus • glush • gebus • glussies • GenUSA • getus

Glussy

A man with a frozen cock.

"It's so cold outside. I think I might have a glussy!"

Glussy by Trase Gontzales December 29, 2020

gourmet fucking fruit gels

A my chemical romance meme when mcr got a food basket in the video mcr in the studio Gerard way digs around opens a box and says "Gourmet Fucking Fruitgels"

Gourmet fucking fruit gels brah

gourmet fucking fruit gels by Suckindickforcocaine November 18, 2017

r/GenUsa

A subreddit fueled by tankie tears.

R/GenUsa is THE most based place on the internet

r/GenUsa by BasedMan69696969 March 8, 2022

Ur genus eat penus

The most destructive phrase in the English Lexicon. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap all pale in comparison.

Me: ur mom gay
You: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
You: ur grandpap a trap
Me: YOUR GENUS EAT PENUS
You: Instantly fucking implodes into a black hole and creates a second big bang

Ur genus eat penus by boshua bole March 13, 2018

GenUSA

r/GenZedong but based

Michael: I’m so tired of r/GenZedong denying genocides and defending imperialism, thank god for GenUSA.

GenUSA by BigBlackBastard March 17, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026