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Geisting 

Geisting can be easily confused with ghosting. Geisting is more when a undefined relationship drains on your energy sexually because the partner is around, hovering, but does not commit to you emotionally. Therefore causing one to feel confused, disoriented and withdrawn from the healthier aspects of there life. Often, the person who is the victim of geisting is asked by family and friends to "not go into the light" that is blinding them about the red flags in the relationship.
Karrie Ann:. Bob and I are kicking it, but I don't know where this is going?
Tiffany:. What does he say?
Karrie Ann:. He says that WHEN I let you in emotionally , you will have all of me.
Tiffany:. Ah! He's just the geisting the p*ssy.
Geisting by Urban Librarian 400 June 19, 2019
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Geisting 

When someone you've been dating suddenly ceases communication, and just as you think they have ghosted you, they text you. They stay around for a while and then disappear again. This may go on for some time. They come and go, like a poltergeist.
Kate: "How is it going with Tony?"
Grace: "So weird, he just texted me last night out of the blue, after not texting me for 2 weeks."
Kate: "Oh, he's geisting you, huh?"
Geisting by The Candidate March 12, 2017
Related Words
A quick one off the wrist. Derived from a combination of jism and wrist. Not related to fisting.
I was supposed to be summarizing the document but instead I was in the bathroom gisting.
Gisting by Fishyrich October 17, 2011

Geisinger 

Verb

The Spanish "ER" verb meaning to teach Biology terribly.

Can be conjugated into all forms of present, past and future tenses with no irregular endings

Example: Present tense, Yo-Geisingo
Tú-Geisinges
Ud./él/ella-Geisinge
Nosotros-Geisingemos
Vosotros-Geisingéis
Uds./ellos/ellas-Geisingen
El profesora geisinge biologia.
Geisinger by Student March 4, 2005

gristing 

the act of jacking off in public areas, like in the back of a classroom, or in the bathroom while other people are trying to shit and mind their own business.
man, i totally needed some so i started gristing
gristing by ayyyyooooo April 25, 2010
Synonym zu übertrieben, wahnsinnig, verrückt, geisteskrank. Fast immer positiv verwendet.
"Heute abend werd ich mich mal wieder geistig abschiessen"

"Gestern mal wieder 140kg auf der Bench Press" - "Bist du geistig oida"
Geistig by Hay Burner August 12, 2021
Norwegian inside joke for when you're a little too excited and start enjoying yourself
Andri: hei Aslak, geiter i det siste?
Aslak: ofc bro, elsker meg litt geiting
Geiting by MakeQuack October 17, 2019
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