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A 'geenerk' is a person that embodies the traits of a geek, a nerd, and a dork. In other words, someone that you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult (geek), whose IQ exceeds his weight (nerd), and has odd interests, and is often silly at times (dork). This term was coined by Elaine Perez in September 2009 while referring to her friend Cesar Bocanegra.
If you do a survey with your friends asking them if you're a geek or a nerd, and the response back is that you're both and also a dork, then you're a geenerk.
Geenerk by MaximusMustache October 5, 2009
Related Words
Geesne • geese • Geener • geesed • Geekness • Geened • Geeses • Geesebump • geeseman • geester

feed the geese 

V: The act of masturbating.
Oh, I really had to feed the geese this morning!
feed the geese by Civic Ricer January 30, 2003

Geese Moot 

A term used to desribe a female that is unattractive
Guy 1: Yo you should get with Veronica

Guy 2: Shes straight Geese Moot. Wouldn't even think about it
Geese Moot by CTwhoIbe October 8, 2011

chasing geese 

This term means to go smoke weed. It is greatly popular because you can use this term freely in front of parents or anyone out of the loop. This term invented by these two legendary people.....ogay
person 1: nigga lets go chase some geese afta skoo
person 2: chasing geese? what nigga
person 1: shit nigga you a cop?
chasing geese by jjmc January 17, 2009

Feeding the Geese 

For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat
Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?

Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.

or

Dave: What do you wanna do after this?

Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese

cream of geese 

A person who, through their actions, rises to a level of public derision whereby they move from being labeled "a goose" to being lauded as "the cream of geese".
A: Did you see what Jeremy did yesterday?

B: Was he being a goose again?

A: Way beyond that: this time he's become the cream of geese!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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