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When there is a mishap and you are bleeding from a cut mainly while surfing or skateboarding
Ouch I just got a geesch from my board
Geesch by Yeah Buff August 6, 2022
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Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje

One of the most revolutionary culinary establishments in the Netherlands. Famous internationally for it's free beer., it literally means 'Community Center: The Peeled Tomato'.
Simply one of the better places to drink a lot of beer without having to pay for it, sometimes you can even earn money by ordering beer at this restaurant, because it's a non-profit organization.
Other restaurants in the area hate this establishment for its low prices
This restaurant sucks, the beer isn't even free, it's not even close to a Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje-like establishment
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Geschichten aus dem Saarland 

A phrase used in German Memes,
(Has a similar meaning as Sweet home Alabama )
Person N1: i love my sister/brother

Person N2: Geschichten aus dem Saarland

geschenk 

Pronunciation: guh-SHANK
Function: noun or verb
Definition: To draw a penis on something or a drawing of a penis usually as a form of vandalism. Word borrowed from the German language because of its phonetic similarities to the word "shank." Although in German it means "gift," its American usage is entirely different, even though an argument can be made that a Geschenk would be a pleasant gift to find on your bedroom wall. Those who engage in the art of Geschenking are revered throughout mankind. The Geschenker is perpetually on a quest to become the "Geschenk-King."
Noun: "Look at that awesome Geschenk in Schoener's textbook!"
Verb: "You better watch out or I'll Geschenk your face!"
SHANK : HUMAN :: GESCHENK : INANIMATE OBJECT
geschenk by CountCrazy007 May 16, 2007
A term used usually in a loud and derpy voice, to communicate with someone across a large room (e.g. a classroom) or used as a suffix after a name (e.g. Michael Glesch)
Person 1: Glesch!!
Person 2: GLESCH!!!!

Person 1: Hello Nico Glesch
Person 2: Hello Jasper Glesch
Glesch by RoguePistol June 4, 2012
Geeshed means when you are so faded to the point where you have no idea what’s happening
Broooo brooo I’m so geeshed right now I can’t move
Geeshed by MyBoyBobby July 12, 2019

geschmoilt

Street-yiddish for confused, disoriented. Often used in conjunction with meshugenah. Implies a circumcision of the mind or brain.
Look at that poor schlub over there, yelling at the wall. He's a little geschmoilt on his meshugena! What? You want I should keep such a thing a secret?
geschmoilt by Eli Fedderschein March 5, 2008
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