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Geekporn 

Any magazine or website which speaks about or reviews the high-end or extremely newer aspects of computers, software, or any other Information Technology. Most times this geekporn is very well-protected, and only leaves the owner "on loan." Good examples of Geekporn are magazines like MAXIMUM PC, or websites such as engadget.
"Dude, have you seen this month's geekporn yet?" or "Hey man, did you see that new wireless device on the web?"
Geekporn by JZig October 18, 2008
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noun. A combination of the words geek and weakpoint.

A subject which causes a seemingly normal person to immediately turn into a complete geek. This is a topic they do not usually discuss, but, when mentioned in front of them, can result in (but is not limited to) the mentioning of random trivia about the subject, an account of experiences with the subject, offers to share material about the subject with the person who mentioned it, etc.

In theory a geekpoint could be anything that an individual has an overwhelming knowledge of. Though it is usually defined as something related to movies, TV, games, or books.
John: So what did you do this weekend?
Jack: Nothin much man, I saw Star Trek. It was pretty cool.
John: I don't know (list reasons why he didn't like it because of differences from the series).
Jack: (about 10 minutes later) Dude, chill. I just wanted to see the movie. John: Oh sorry, that's my geekpoint.
geekpoint by rane_0 May 28, 2009
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Geekpron 

A technical article or material that captivates the minds of geeks. The spelling of porn is intentionally spelled incorrect
Dude this stuff is geekpron is orgasmic
Geekpron by Bleachdawg September 9, 2015

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026