Any magazine or website which speaks about or reviews the high-end or extremely newer aspects of computers, software, or any other Information Technology. Most times this geekporn is very well-protected, and only leaves the owner "on loan." Good examples of Geekporn are magazines like MAXIMUM PC, or websites such as engadget.
"Dude, have you seen this month's geekporn yet?" or "Hey man, did you see that new wireless device on the web?"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.