canal

The soft spot between a girls thighs where a guy can rest his boner at night.

Chad 's boner was tired so he placed it in Keirsten's canal and filled it up with a river of semen.

by JDawg 316 April 2, 2016

canal

Casual anal sex between two unfamiliar partners

That girl is always good for some canal.

by 7511 Girard February 23, 2005

canal

A sissy, wus, pussy, lacking spine, no guts, femmy

He flaked again, took her to some girl flick, then shopping Saturday, wouldn't even stop for a forty--what a canal!

by John Niederbuhl April 15, 2008

canal

noun; a low insult suggesting that one is lower than an asshole, hence up the alimentary canal.

You stole the last of my gage, you canal!

by johnny-boy March 28, 2005

Canal

A sexual activity in which communists stick their dicks up each others anus.

Communist anal

Hey babe ready for some canal
All hail Soviet russia

by Communist Carl November 22, 2017

Canal

The Canal, a genuine art in white trash neighborhoods. It is the process of placing a bottle of water inside of the anus, allowing the bottle to completely empty. Afterwards, you proceed to have sloshy anal sex.

Jim: "Man remember that girl I met in the trailer park last week?"

Steve: "Yeah man... Brandi was her name right?"

Jim: "Yeah man... She taught me about the Canal..."

Steve "Dude...."

by Mindless TV June 6, 2018

Canal

A small, man-made river made for drainage (?). Perfect for floating down in the summertime.

Damn, that canal was cold

She ate it as she entered the canal

by Clara-Imogen November 9, 2019