Written also: greysexual

adj: sometimes having sexual attraction and/or feelings, but usually not. generally asexual but perhaps capable of sexual desire under certain conditions, eg love or romance.

noun: person who identifies as graysexual

Whereas sexual orientation exists along a continuum of heterosexual, bisexual and homosexual, sex drive also exists along a continuum. Some people (highly sexual) desire to have sex with anyone they can; some people (strictly asexual) have no sexual desires; graysexuals are predominantly asexual but capable of manifesting sexual desires under specific circumstances. This is not to be confused with an asexual that is satisfying a partner's sexual desires despite lacking sexual desire of their own.

"Look at all of these hot chicks!"
"Eh."
"Dude, are you gay?"
"Nah, I'm graysexual. I can see that there are plenty of hot chicks here, but that doesn't mean I want to have sex with any of them."

graysexual by the_smasher November 29, 2009

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guapsexual

Only being arose by cash, money, Funds, or the Guap

Bring don’t even mess with girls, he all about the funds, straight up guapsexual

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Gransexual

When a younger person sexually identifies as an old person (e.g. grandparent)

Why does Suzy insist on using her handmade doilies as condoms and making her cats watch us fuck? She must be a gransexual!

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Geosexual

Those that love having sex in a variety of location, especially outdoor environmentalists. Geosexuals are nature lovers enjoying outdoor adventure that includes fucking outdoors along streams, on beaches, in alpine meadows in forests, wide open prairies, hidden in swamp grass, on mountain tops, on the edge of a cliffs and/or while parachuting. Any site with a great with a spectacular view or totally hidden. Geosexuals also like doing it on maps.

I have had several lovers that were geosexuals, they loved doing it in outdoor locations. My best geosexual experiences were doing it on a cliff with our head hanging over the 300-hundred-foot drop to the sea and doing it in a meadow under a total solar eclipse.

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garfsexual

If someone’s says he’s garfsexual, call the authorities and run away from him

Person 1: did you know Paul is garfsexual?
Person 2: we should probably avoid him from now on
Person 1: agreed

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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