Gayrotting

When a gay(homosexual) person doesn't experience any romantic or sexual relationships so they're just rotting away instead of pounding(pumping) some homo ahh

I've been gayrotting for the past two years ever since me and my ex broke up...

I've been gayrotting my whole life, I'm not even sure i'm into dih 🥀

Gayrotting by Deadwallruss October 11, 2026

Garrotting the Turkey 

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!

Garrotting the Turkey by Tim Evans February 5, 2004

garretting 

The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.

Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.

garretting by phat_phuc October 30, 2014

grotting

when you go up behind a guy and strangle him with a piece of corn

i ended up grotting that motherfucker to death

grotting by schild May 18, 2006

Gaydopting 

When two people of the same sex adopting a child together.

Did you hear? Chris and Ian are gaydopting a baby from Asia.

Gaydopting by aamberlyy September 30, 2012

grotting

When a dog is gobbling and scratching at his balls with his slobbery mouth

Henry woke up every so often to shift about in his basket and give himself a good grotting.

grotting by georgeporge February 17, 2010

Garretting 

A quick turn of events starting when a man and woman make sweet dry-humping love; the man cums in his trousers and immediately demands the woman make his bed, then kicks her ass out.

After Adam finished garretting his girl friend, he proceded to play WOW with his friends.

Garretting by Spring83n December 5, 2012