Garroting 

the act of picking carrots, but specifically on a wednesday

Hey wanna go garroting?

Nah dude wtf? It’s a Thursday we can’t go.

Garroting by trick-.- October 19, 2022

Parroting

The act of repeating heard information without educating oneself on the subject or forming an intelligent argument of one's own.

"That guy doesn't know what he's talking about. He's just parroting what he read in a headline."

Parroting by MisanthropyReigns November 8, 2018

Carroting 

The act of hugging or embracing in an intertwined manner, like two carrots that have grown together.

There they go... carroting again!
I want to carrot you!
I feel like carroting.
Let's carrot!

Carroting by Hippygoth November 15, 2012

Garboting 

Saying you don't care when your actions show otherwise

- that dude is complete shit to you but i don't care
-Stop the garbot

- I don't care about what y'all think about me
-Then why you be garboting on IG?

Garboting by Gentille May 31, 2021

Garrington bah 

Bah

What you mean bah - Garrington bah

Garrington bah by Garrington March 6, 2019

Grooting 

Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.

"Peaches," he growled. "Peaches."
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"

Grooting by Yeeroezian May 20, 2016

Garrotting the Turkey 

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!

Garrotting the Turkey by Tim Evans February 5, 2004