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GAYDS – An airborne and highly contagious 'disease' contracted most commonly during a specific lunar phase occurring ONLY when the Moon is on the opposite side of the Earth from the Sun. Gayds can be contracted in several way including; anal, vaginal or oral sex, blood transfusion, contaminated hypodermic needles, exchange between mother and baby during pregnancy, childbirth, or breastfeeding, or other exposure to one of the above bodily fluids and WORST OF ALL any type of interaction with children whom have been associated (past and present) with Telethon.
Common usage: ‘I saw tk last night and now I have GAYDS!’
'Muxeh and Neequi should learn to use protection or they'll end up given me gays'
Gayds by Sharedog June 15, 2009
Related Words
gay'd • gaydar • gayass • gaids • gayday • Gards • GayDD • Gawds Awful Towers • gaydave • Gadsby
When something or someone is so gay it automatically has AIDS

It's so gay it has AIDS

GAYDS
Bobby baby blue bike Helmut suffers from GAYDS
Gayds by CarwynIestyn April 3, 2019
GAY AIDS
That is so gayds
Gayds by Hi sophia October 18, 2019
\ ˈgadˈsmak \ (noun)

a disarmingly wounding insult.
Dr. Gadsmack: "Dear Cerebral Eunuch, when I met up with your wife's boyfriend last night, we had a lovely chat about your life choices..."
Gadsmack by Green Gordon June 15, 2020

Gayest Number 

The gayest number in the world is 57. This number refers to Shakespeare's Sonnet number 57. This sonnet details Shakespeare's love for a young man. His affections are so strong that he calls himself a slave to his incredibly strong emotional attraction to the boy.
The gayest number in the world is 57.
Gayest Number by Octobottom March 28, 2021
Someone's ability to sense if someone is gay or not when it's not obvious.
Q) What is your gaydar telling you about that waiter.
A) It's pinging loudly hey.
Gaydar by Galawh May 27, 2019
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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