Gaybestie

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1) Je wilt een meisje en probeert daarom zo close mogelijk met haar te zijn zodat ze jou ook zou willen.
2) Je bent veel met een meisje bezig maar wilt er zelf niks mee. Een beetje zoals een homo beste vriend.

Die avond dat Fabrice ons in de steek liet voor dat meisje was hij echt super gaybestie aan het wezen.

Gaybestie by 1sbl November 23, 2023

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Gaybastian

The gayest entity in the entire Milky Way, if not universe. It has no gender and can only be referred towards one person by the name of Sebastian Ng. He is your typical tryhard and is a warty,loathsome, vile creature to our planet. If you see a Gaybastian be sure to wear an N95 mask to prevent internal tryhard infection. Pre-warning : They reek.

What is that abhor, pungent scent? - John
OH GOD runaway its a Gaybastian! - Tina

Gaybastian by non-tryhard October 24, 2019

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Gaystie

your gay best friend

i love my gaystie, he is awesome

Gaystie by inspirationtiger89 January 24, 2011

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gaybese

A term describing a gay male who feels he (or any other gay in the vicinity) needs to lose a few pounds to meet the unrealistic standards of gay culture, despite the fact that they'd be considered skinny/athletic/lean by straight standards.

Gay 1: Oooh, he's hot.

Gay 2: Mmm, I dunno, looks a li'l gaybese to me... you can see ain't got a six-pack under that shirt.

Gay 3: Oh I know him, he's straight.

Gay 2: Oooh, he's hot.

gaybese by TJDoof June 3, 2009

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Gay Bestie

something defined by faith Clair. To be homosexual and and be bestie

Carter: hEY GAY BESTIE!!! :Faith: NO your MY gay bestow!

Gay Bestie by LITTERLYCAL November 6, 2021

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Gabested

When you are so drunk or high you have eclipsed the level of wasted and hit a whole new level that leads to worse decisions than you have ever made before.

Bro i was so Gabested last night

Bro i was so Gabested last night i fought a parked car.

Gabested by Darko---- May 24, 2017

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Gayester

Something more gay than the gayest, the most gay a person can possibly be.

"That dude is even gayester than you!"

Gayester by Peaches Pog October 5, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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