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Gay-Hetero 

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A homophobic person who is outwardly anti LGBTQIA only because they are actually gay and don't want to admit it.
Jermaine hurt Chad's feelings when he said he wanted nothing to do with Chad because he thought Chad might be gay, but then Jermaine got caught by Chad getting the train run on him by Devante and Johnny at a party. Chad walked out of the room and exclaimed, "Don't hate on me ya Gay-Hetero!"
Gay-Hetero by Cavernous canine August 3, 2022

Hetero-Gay

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A man who is homosexual but only feels attraction to the opposite sex, and not the same gender
"He came out to us, he said he was Hetero-Gay, we all smiled in support"
Hetero-Gay by DefoNotAScammer October 8, 2022

hetero gay enthusiast 

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A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.
Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’

hetero gay enthusiast 

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A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.
Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’

hetero gay enthusiast 

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A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.
Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’

Gay Heterosexual

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A wimpy, straight man with a minuscule dick. They enjoy snacking on soy products, and their vegan moms fed them soy milk instead of breast feeding. They tend to have very low testosterone levels, and they lack protein due to their almost guaranteed veganistic behavior. These soy boys' favorite activity is virtue signaling, which they do by showing up at Gay Pride parades, and molesting the actual gay people. Due to their feminine ways, these "men" are never partnered with decent females. Instead, they like extreme feminist women who don't expect any manly behavior. Due to this defying nature and biology, these relationships never last. Gay Heterosexuals tend to populate the large American cities, including New York, Miami, Los Angeles, and especially San Fransisco, where these hoards are plentiful. During intercourse with these wimps, a woman may require that a "toy" is used, since the man's penis is usually not long enough to penetrate the vagina. It's unusual that sperm can be produced by Gay Heterosexuals, due to the high estrogen/low testosterone levels, so population decrease has been present in recent years. It is believed that in the near future, they may be extinct.
Diet: carrots, almonds, soy milk, bran flakes, and bamboo
Age: 18-30
Gender: well gender could mean many things
IQ: 20-40
Dick Length: 0.1-1inch in erect form
Hobby: screaming and crying about changing the word
That Gay Heterosexual didn't even grunt once when I slept with him.
Gay heterosexuals have been banished from most parts of Texas.
Gay Heterosexual by Naggot Figger August 22, 2019
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