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My Dead Gay Son
Bill: "You wait just a minute, Paul! It's ignorant, hateful talk like yours that makes this world a place our boys could not live in! They were not dirty! They were not wrong! They were two lonely verses in the Lord's great song!"
Paul: "Our boys were pansies, Bill!"
Bill: "Yes! My boy's a homosexual, and that don't scare me none. I want the world to know... I love My Dead Gay Son!"
Paul: "Our boys were pansies, Bill!"
Bill: "Yes! My boy's a homosexual, and that don't scare me none. I want the world to know... I love My Dead Gay Son!"
My Dead Gay Son by THEUNNAMEDEGG February 4, 2022
would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter
A question that TikTok, YouTube shorts, and Facebook reels "Influencers" ask random ass hoes on the street.
A thot is someone (typically female) that engages in a lot of sexual Activity, or streams on twitch in skimpy outfits and asks for money from men.
Gay would mean homosexual in this situation
Which would you rather have?
A thot is someone (typically female) that engages in a lot of sexual Activity, or streams on twitch in skimpy outfits and asks for money from men.
Gay would mean homosexual in this situation
Which would you rather have?
Influencer: "how much do you pay for rent in New York"
Random person: "Any other questions?"
Influencer: "Would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter?"
Random person: "Either way it's free head"
Random person: "Any other questions?"
Influencer: "Would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter?"
Random person: "Either way it's free head"
would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter by MongusMongus July 30, 2023
I-love-my-gay-son.
I-love-my-gay-son. by Ludd May 27, 2015
Remember son dying is gay
A joke reference to an old animation of TF2 Red Soldier's father saying that dying is game over an anime background.
Remember son dying is gay by Natorithm September 23, 2021
The Jack Gay Song
Girl 1: who's that gay ass man
Girl 2: that is jack want me to sing the song
Girl 1: sure
Girl 2: so no one told you jack was gonna be this gay 'clap clap clap clap clap' the way he talks he walks and he has a fat chode that is the jack gay song
Girl 2: that is jack want me to sing the song
Girl 1: sure
Girl 2: so no one told you jack was gonna be this gay 'clap clap clap clap clap' the way he talks he walks and he has a fat chode that is the jack gay song
The Jack Gay Song by jack gay song writer September 14, 2018
gay-ass song
gay-ass song by er July 15, 2003
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