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Gay Monkey 

-insult
1. A word used to describe a friend/relative who's behavior resembles that of a mentally arrested monkey.
2. A word used to describe a friend/relative who engages in a poorly coordinated dance.
3. A monkey with homosexual tendencies.
4. Synonymous with retarded monkey, dickcheese, and bunghole.
1. "Gawd, you're such a gay monkey."
2. "Dude, you totally look like a gay monkey."
3. "Gay monkeys are the worst."
Gay Monkey by Uber Jackball September 28, 2006

gay monkey virus 

Contracted by being in the Ministri family or Ministri household for extended periods of time

symptoms include: retardation and mumbling words
on rare occasions: wingspan multiplying in length
Get away from Tj, “he got da gay monkey virus”.
gay monkey virus by alexis dove November 29, 2021

Gay Monkey Virus 

An Asshole Named Marcus Has "Gay Monkey Virus" He Attacks Them With His Nappy Ass Fashion..With I Find Annoying Af
Marcus:Hi
Me:Fuck Off Gay Monkey Don't Infected Me ASSHOLE! U Have Gay Monkey Virus!

Gay monkey porn 

A good thing

Underwater Gay Monkey Porn 

When two or more monkeys go underwater and fuck violently
Man did you see that Underwater Gay Monkey Porn

scrapping the gay monkey 

angrily throwing a spent rubber against the wall after it breaks during (gay)anal sex.
I was scrapping the gay monkey because it might get lost inside mikoli.
scrapping the gay monkey by eg562 September 14, 2009

wtf gay little monkey 

wtf gay little monkey is when someone is just straight up being retarded and you dont know how to respond so you say wtf gay little monkey
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