gay buff

a man who is very buff and in great shape, comes from how gay people work out as much as they do.

me:"jake won CIF"
Brian:"well look at him he's gay buff"

by aa May 13, 2005

Gay Buff

Extremely camp music, and a reference to stereotypical gay men who work out and often listen to it whislt doing so.

"Ooh, Simon, in the navy is on, lets pump some iron"
"Oil me up Paul, it's gay buff hour!"

"This sexy foam party is fab!"
"But what we need Simon is some gay buff tunes"
"You're right on there Paul, Oil me up and i'll get that mix tape I made you"

by Paul Fallon October 14, 2008

gay buffer

When you sit down somewhere (usually in a movie theater) and purposely leave an extra seat between you and a person of the same sex so as not to appear gay.

Dude, leave me a gay buffer! You are so close to me you're practically sucking my dick.

by tkearns December 8, 2002

gay buffet

A gay orgy with five or more dicks to eat.

Yo, Shoballz totally enjoyed the dicks from the gay buffet the other day.

by JiggaBloo November 26, 2014

gay buffer

The unused urinal(s) between two males when the extra capacity could be used. Most men would rather wait for someone to finish then have their penis in glancing distance of another man to avoid any assumptions of homosexuality.

Male 1: Why don't you just use the urinal between them?
Male 2: I need my gay buffer, I don't want them to looking at my dick.

by Pearlsea July 14, 2010

Gay buffer

When two straight bro's are forced to sleep in the same bed on an overnight stay at a hotel; extra pillows are placed between them creating a gay buffer.

Joe: Hey Jon, there's only one bed.

Jon: No problem bro, I'll call the front desk for some gay buffers.

Joe: Sweet! Good thinking. Now let's go creep for some strange, I'm itchy!

by Keeley on the Rotisserie February 28, 2014

gay buffer

Elderly male, usually gay or imputedly gay. Elderly male living alone so assumed to be gay by those with no other knowledge of him.

Derived from English slang for elderly male "old buffer"; 'buffer' being an industrial employment in metalworking.

Him? He lives in that house on his own, guess he's a gay buffer.

by MoLincs July 11, 2010