The overly ornamental and histrionic behavior, actions and appearance of "churchgoers" and "faithful" e.g. the morons who are sucked in but bullshitters like Joel Osteen and his giant plastic smile and his raping of spirtuality to make things big and shiny seem accessible to anyone who believes in his particular brand of god.
Oh man can you change the channel, I can't handle five seconds of this horrible gaudience of Osteens.
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Early Christians like the Apostle Paul who would rather face death than compromise their core faith beliefs, lived their lives for an audience of one.
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Mind-controlled, trained fawning seals who are in a constant state of rapture, hysteria and wet panties even before Oprah comes on stage. They're trained to laugh on cue like insane morons at everything she says or does no matter what, sometimes even before she says or does anything. Human canned laughter. Episodes of "Oprah's Favourite Things" are truly frightening to watch. The insanity levels are shocking. Get out of their way! Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience
Oprah will say "Um...." and the audience is hysterical. She scratches her arm and they have an orgasm. Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience
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Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.
Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.
Father asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"
Son, "Sure"
Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.
This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.
Son, "Sure"
Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.
This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.
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