Gaudience 

The overly ornamental and histrionic behavior, actions and appearance of "churchgoers" and "faithful" e.g. the morons who are sucked in but bullshitters like Joel Osteen and his giant plastic smile and his raping of spirtuality to make things big and shiny seem accessible to anyone who believes in his particular brand of god.

Oh man can you change the channel, I can't handle five seconds of this horrible gaudience of Osteens.

Gaudience by Officer Goyette August 29, 2018

audience of one 

focusing our performance--what we do, say, think... or not, so as to be acceptable to one person, individual or deity

Early Christians like the Apostle Paul who would rather face death than compromise their core faith beliefs, lived their lives for an audience of one.

audience of one by Inoke Emptyshore March 20, 2014

Oprah audience

Mind-controlled, trained fawning seals who are in a constant state of rapture, hysteria and wet panties even before Oprah comes on stage. They're trained to laugh on cue like insane morons at everything she says or does no matter what, sometimes even before she says or does anything. Human canned laughter. Episodes of "Oprah's Favourite Things" are truly frightening to watch. The insanity levels are shocking. Get out of their way! Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience

Oprah will say "Um...." and the audience is hysterical. She scratches her arm and they have an orgasm. Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience

Oprah audience by velvet67 July 31, 2009

Audience typing 

When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.

Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.

Father asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.

Audience typing by RoninRogue July 15, 2010

gaudencio 

He is a nice sweet guy also a great dad♥️He is sometimes slow.He really lives his family

I love Gaudencio

gaudencio by Ilovelions May 11, 2018

Television Audience Laugh 

A Television Audience Laugh (TAL) happens when someone makes a joke, gets no laughs from the people currently in the room but from the studio audience on the sitcom on the TV.

I made a joke one day and the Television Audience laughed for me.

Television Audience Laugh

Television Audience Laugh by Thesonicsword November 7, 2010

Cock Audience 

This occurs when two people are having sexual intercourse and continue to do so even though a third person walks in. The two people participating in intercourse are now being cock audienced by the third individual.

Dude, my roommate totally cock audienced me last night

Cock Audience by Sluper Sooth January 21, 2011