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Gasstreak 

Gasstreak, (or gastrique) those annoying lines in your underwear; (often referred to as {sharts}). When you think your flatulence is going to be safe from the active passing of poo particles, but upon examination you discover the opposite. Resulting actions include disposal of your underwear, a quick shower, fresh clothes or any combination of the above. Can result in mudbutt.
I was crop dusting aisle 5 in the local superstore when I was overtaken by a obnoxious smell. I soon discovered I had gasstreak
Gasstreak by gastrique November 16, 2019
Words you can keep
popular culture marketed to queers. vaguely liberal and often conciliatory to white hetero standards.
the fab five.
don't panic!
melissa etheridge.
gaystream by ste11amaris June 28, 2004

Gagsteak 

A long, fat, girthy cock. Known to induce copious amounts of saliva and gagging during oral sex.
I thought her eyes were going to pop out as I pushed the old gagsteak down her esophagus.

My balls were coated in saliva and his gasps for air during last night’s skull fucking with my gagsteak was ever so satisfying.
Gagsteak by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020
The exact opposite of Steaksauce. Gaysteak is something that sucks or is uncool.
"Man, that movie was gaysteak."
"I can't believe he ditched me, that's gaysteak."
gaysteak by fijbert January 24, 2007
Something that is not necessarily Mainstream but popular amongst the gay community
Omg Charli XCX needs to be mainstream and no longer gaystream
Gaystream by VideoVirginsPod September 7, 2021
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