Person A: I just heard a rumor that my gf did a guy named Jacob
Person B: What? Who’s Jacob?
Person A: Idk some guy from *insert school*.
Person B: If you don’t know who he is, how do you know he’s real?
Person A: You’re right. They’re probably just pulling my dick.
Person C: Did you really have to gaskeep her into thinking Jacob isn’t real?
Person B: It’s better if she doesn’t know.
Person B: What? Who’s Jacob?
Person A: Idk some guy from *insert school*.
Person B: If you don’t know who he is, how do you know he’s real?
Person A: You’re right. They’re probably just pulling my dick.
Person C: Did you really have to gaskeep her into thinking Jacob isn’t real?
Person B: It’s better if she doesn’t know.
by Shmed Hearin April 05, 2022